Artificial unintelligence

You too can become a Brussels lobbyist!

Just fill in the form below.

Ever wondered how lobbyists get what they want? One way is by repeating buzzwords and mantras that create fear, uncertainty and doubt in the minds of policy-makers.

Now you can become a lobbyist, with our special artificial unintelligence lobby-letter-creation-tool! What's more... there's a "Truthify" button on the final letter, which you can use to translate lobby-speak back into truth.

Try it now!

1. Name of your organisation

2. Issue or topic

3. Affected business sector

4. pick the highest number you can think of
Squizzillion Euro
5. Pick a country that is unpopular at the moment

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